Tuesday, February 03, 2009 ♥ 9:19 AM
Wife: 'What are you doing?'
Husband: Nothing.
Wife: 'Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.'
Husband: 'I was looking for the expiry date.'
-------------------------------------------------------Wife: 'Do you want dinner?'
Husband: 'Sure! What are my choices?'
Wife: 'Yes or no.'
-----------------------------------------------------Wife: 'You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?'
Hubby: 'When there is a problem, no matter how great, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.'
Wife: 'You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?'
Hubby: 'Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one?'
--------------------------------------------------------Girl: 'When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.'
Boy: 'It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles.'
Girl: 'Well that's because we aren't married yet.'
-----------------------------------------------------------A newly married man asked his wife,
'Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?''Honey,' the woman replied sweetly,
'I'd have married you,NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!'----------------------------------------------------------A wife asked her husband:
'What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?'He looked at her from head to toe and replied:
'I like your sense of humor!'
