Here's some funny commericals to share... have a good laugh! ^^v
Wednesday, February 25, 2009 ♥ 11:48 PM
i'm happy! we are thinking too much! Yippie! at least i know i can treat life normally liao!
damm.... i can be 100% sure i'm seriously suffering from 恋爱恐惧症！
oh... a funny commerical of coke cola i got from eric's blog.. hehe... good things muz share~~~
Tuesday, February 03, 2009 ♥ 9:19 AM
Wife: 'What are you doing?' Husband: Nothing. Wife: 'Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.' Husband: 'I was looking for the expiry date.'
Wife: 'You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?' Hubby: 'When there is a problem, no matter how great, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.' Wife: 'You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?' Hubby: 'Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one?'
Girl: 'When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.' Boy: 'It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles.' Girl: 'Well that's because we aren't married yet.'
A wife asked her husband: 'What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?'
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: 'I like your sense of humor!'
♥ 8:57 AM
Saw this interesting post in facebook..... guess it's nice to share...
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Meaning of the 9 words frequently used by Women
(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome'. that will bring on a 'whatever').
(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F--- YOU!
(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.
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And the Men's Interpretation... ...
Describing 9 words woman use in man terms...
1. Fine - Blah Blah... yadda yadda... *yawn*
2. Five Minutes - What takes you so long?... May as well you go out by yourself!!!
3. Nothing - Sweet.... If you said so...
4. Go Ahead - Awesome, thanks!
5. Loud Sigh - Are you alright? Having an asthma attack?
6. That's ok - OK
7. Thanks - That's all? Just a thanks and nothing else? *%$#!$%*&@*^&^
8. Whatever - What?
9. Don't worry about it, I got it - Cool...
Monday, February 02, 2009 ♥ 10:54 AM
if killing people without physically touching them is not a crime.... i so wish i have the ability to do so.
i wanna bury my knife deep into that witch's heart and pull it out to see what exactly the color it is...
i want to cut open her head and dig out her brain and examine how he mind works....
but i do not want to use my bare hand to touch her.....
how i wish i can use my brain power to kill people that do me wrong... but i have to be careful... very careful... coz once i get angry.. i may lose control.....
if people find out about my 'special' ability.. i will be sent to US to be examined and locked up forever.......
but i wish i have this power....
in reality ... it's either to kill or be killed....
i rather be the to kill.....
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