Wednesday, June 04, 2008 ♥ 2:08 PM
Raul, Ronaldo and Beckham were all at Real Madrid’s canteen. They were eating lunch and Raul said;
“Tapas again! If I get tapas one more time for lunch I’m going to jump off the top of the stadium.”
Ronaldo opened his lunch box and exclaimed,
“Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I’m going to jump off, too.”
Beckham opened his lunch and said,
“Ham & Cheese again. If I get a Ham & cheese sandwich one more time, I’m jumping too.”
The next day Raul opened his lunch box, saw Tapas, ran to the top of the stadium and jumped off. Ronaldo opened his lunch, saw a burrito and also ran to the top of the Stadium and jumped. Beckham opened his lunch, saw the ham & Cheese and followed his two team mates.
The three, seriously injured players, were rushed to hospital where their wives rushed to join them…
Raul’s wife was weeping. She said,
“If I’d known how really tired he was of Tapas I never would have given it to him again!”
Ronaldo’s wife also weeping, said,
“I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn’t realize he hated burritos so much.”
Everyone turned and stared at Posh.
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“Hey, don’t look at me,” she said, “He makes his own lunch!”
